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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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