How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You dropped something.... Yo lip

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops