Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Asian women drivers...

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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