Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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