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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Who invented apple? God

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Kevin and Ramin

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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