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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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