- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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