Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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