- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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