Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Women's rights

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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