what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

an emo girl walked into a white room

ecks! why zee?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Prostitution is bad.......

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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