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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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