- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Racial Equality

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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