What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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THE GAME

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I am quite mature.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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