Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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