What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Whats funny? Your face.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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