- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky A stick

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