A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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