- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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