What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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