God wrote this joke.................................

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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