Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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