- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

knock knock Dave's not here.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

the WNBA.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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