What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

what's up? my penis.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

wanna hear a joke? yes

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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