What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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how much fish could a chicken

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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