Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why do mexicans get made fun of

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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