- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

your mum

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A drunk guy walks into a car

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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