What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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