- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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