3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Black people.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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