So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what to call someone thats gay zak

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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