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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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