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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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