What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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