- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

No because your face is really f***** up.

your mum

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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