What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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richard is fag

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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