S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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