- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I had friends on the Death Star.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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