Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Poker face

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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You sick fiend

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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