Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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