How did th-A fridge.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A blonde dies Lololol

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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