- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Did you know? . You already know!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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