Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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