- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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