Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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