Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I love you

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Indians

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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