BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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