Nobody cares maddie!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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