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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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