- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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